Hello! We’re only a month into 2025, but the world is changing faster than I can keep up with! Luckily, I’ve got some help. AI help. What can’t we do with AI! We’ll all be fine. We’ll be great. Amazing, even. AI told me so.
Thank you. And enjoy.
Hey, AI! Write me a sentence.
Bob went to the store.
Hey, AI! Add some color to it.
One morning, Bob strolled to the market.
Hey, AI! Write it again but with more anxiety.
Bob, so burdened with worry that sleep was unattainable, decided to stumble to the market in the early morning light, even though there was nothing he really needed.
Hey, AI! Turn this into a gag cartoon.
Hey, AI! Love this, but can you make it more merchandisable?
Hey, AI! This is awesome, but let’s add a friend so the characters can play off each other. (Plus, there’s nothing wrong with doubling the merchandising potential!)
Hey, AI! I think we’ll get more algorithmic traction if we turn this into a “hot take.”
Hey, AI! Let’s add some footnotes to backup our “shmubbles aren’t good for you” claim.
* George Washington banned shmubbles due to their negative effects on his Continental Army as they fought off the martians.
Hey, AI! Love it, but is that true?
I’m so sorry, I may have mixed up some historical facts there.
Hey, AI! No, no. Aliens! I believe you. Let’s incorporate that into the cartoon.
Hey, AI! We might have gotten a little carried away there. Let’s walk this thing back. Can you turn the whole Bob anxiety store thing into a haiku?
When sleep eludes Bob
He seeks an errant errand
In the morning light.
Hey, AI! Beautiful. But it makes me wonder if chasing a profit is maybe not the best idea. Plus, wasn’t this about Bob to begin with? Can you add another sentence or two to what we had before to give Bob some closure?
Bob, so burdened with worry that sleep was unattainable, decided to stumble to the market in the early morning light, even though there was nothing he really needed. He arrived to discover that the market hadn’t opened yet.
Hey AI, come on.
Bob, so burdened with worry that sleep was unattainable, decided to stumble to the market in the early morning light, even though there was nothing he really needed. He arrived to discover that the market hadn’t opened yet. He sat on a bench, and as he waited, the rising sun washed across his face. Last night may have been a bust, but this morning was a gift. The birds agreed.
Hey AI. That was perfect.
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Hey AI, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
What a trip! Thanks AI!
-Avi
wen shmubbles nft?
Excellent.