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Jenovia 🕸️'s avatar

This was great and so spot on. The one where distraction is right on top of his head was my fav...also...why don't trees poop? lol.

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

Thank you! And I don't know!!!

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Sarah's avatar

Well, they eat sunlight. How much waste could they be producing?

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

This just gives me more questions....

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Gary Parkerson's avatar

Lots, actually, but their waste facilitates our nourishment, so yay tree poop! Looking at you, oxygen!

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

Waaait a second...

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Emma Jarrett's avatar

Suitably distracted!

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

You're welcome!

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Kim K Gray's avatar

Omg. So good.

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Melanie Kis's avatar

Why don't trees poop? Lol! Thank you, this was great.

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

I'm trying to figure this out...

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Ilja Dokudin's avatar

fr its him!!😡 not us for sure☺️🔥

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Robin Harper's avatar

Are you sure trees don’t poop?

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blackManic's avatar

Love this, always wondered what other people's distractions would look like :-D

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Memani4's avatar

Liked 🫠

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Sally Shideler's avatar

I feel so seen! 😆 I'm 38 and I just got diagnosed with ADHD. It explains so much! But after nearly five decades, I'll kind of miss Mark when he's around less!

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

Oh wow! Mark is always here if you need him. Hopefully you won't!

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247kath's avatar

In my mind the purple floof has been replicating and they’re everywhere...

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

Tribbles!

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

This is SO on point! I am great at being focused -- eventually, but the little purple guy in my mind delays me quite a bit on occasion. Ok, on occasion is a lie. OFTEN! Ok? I said it!

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Donna McArthur's avatar

This is the best kind of distraction ever! I love the taxes one and am quite certain that has been said in my house. Thank you.

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

Aww thanks. And go check on those taxes!

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Claudia McKee's avatar

Loved it!

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Shinjini's avatar

Of course distraction has to be an adorable purple colored floof ball that you don’t know if you should strangle or cuddle! ;-) But so well observed -- all the things that distract us. All. Day. Long.

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

The best distractions are cuddly

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Susanne Vosgerau's avatar

Haha, "did you hear something?" Is my fav. Very well observed

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Avi Steinberg's avatar

But seriously. Did you hear something?

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Gabriele Granato's avatar

Ahahahah

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